In the beginning was the Project.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Project was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Students.
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinketh”.
And the Students went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung and we can’t live with the smell”.
And the Supervisors went unto the Professors, saying “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none may abide it.”
And the Professors went unto the Head of Department, saying “It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none can stand against its strength.”
And the Head of Department went unto the Dean of Faculty, saying “It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.”
And the Dean of Faculty went unto the Principle of the University, saying “These new Projects will actively promote growth and vigour of the University with very powerful effects.”
And the Principle of the University looked upon the Projects and thought that they was good.
And the Projects became Policy.
And darkness continued upon the face of the Students.